You want the truth?

Okay. I lied. Maybe my popcorn maker was not a "featured" news story, but it could have been.

Anyway, I don't even know if they read my email or not because I wasn't able to watch the entire three hour broadcast this morning. But if it never ended up on air, then I think Fox & Friends are the real losers here because it certainly isn't me. They could have kibbitzed about popcorn, popcorn makers, brands and various kinds of kernels. There could have even been an online poll.

Naturally the discussion would have moved onto the subject of popcorn balls and recipes would be made available. I would have been scheduled as a guest on the show to demostrate the old fashioned and long forgotten art of kettle popcorn popping. Who knows how different the world would be today if that email were in fact read on air. And it was a good email, too. One of my top five best written emails of all time. Perhaps even, number three.