Easily Amused. That's me.
In a few minutes, The Office will be on. My favorite new show. This makes me love Thursday.
These are the things in life that make me happy. That and my fat ass catlksa fm just caused me to make a huge fuckin typo I will leave in because she insisted on sitting her little fat furry ass next to me. Climbed all over the laptop, stepped on my pinky, and I just got a nice whiff off her butt aromatics. Thanks, Lucy.
See, she does this because, Molly, is sleeping next to me already. Lucy is insanely jealous of Molly, the newer, younger, thinner, stripy-er version of her. Lucy smacks poor Mollycat with an open paw when she gets more attention. She's driving a wedge between us all because of her own insecurity.
Dear Lucy the cat,
You're still my first cat. I bought you with my own money and you were my first roommate in my very first apartment. We will always have that.
But lately, you have been getting too possesive. It's not exactly a good look for you. Not sexy, not sexy at all.
I still heart you, but you need to lighten up, I am not your bitch. In fact really, it should be the other way around, even though you're not a female dog, but a cat instead.
Anyway, I think we both know what I'm talking about, here.
Deb, your master and don't you forget it.