Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Has it been 9 months yet????


No. No it has not, but my uterus says otherwise. I'm the size of (a house, a bloated house) 35 week pregnant woman even though I'm 30 weeks along as of yesterday. I've got to try and make it to 36 weeks, and for those who aren't in the prego loop or familiar with the lingo, a regular singleton (one baby) pregnancy is supposed to last 40 weeks. So it's all a bunch of lies when they say "9 months". Lies, I tell you. Do the math and 40 weeks divided by 4 weeks in a month comes out to 10 months.

Enough algebra for today.


Just got back from the doctor's and thought maybe I'd update my way out of date and neglected dusty ole blog. I bet the next time you'll hear from me is when all the kids have moved out if I haven't kicked them out first.

I'm gonna give it a shot and try to be a little more present here but don't hold your breath.
Let's just shoot for a once a weeker, mmkay?

10 Comments:

At 06 April, 2007, Blogger David Amulet said...

Oh my! That baby is ready to come OUT!!! I hope that all went well.

-- david

 
At 11 April, 2007, Blogger Dupa Jasia said...

.. .. ...

 
At 17 April, 2007, Blogger alex said...

Then he looked around for his hat, discovered it in time, took it into his hands, magnesium turned it around two or three times, then, bidding good-bye without shaking hands, took himself off.. And I went, during the bright period of his success, to so few of those awful pageants which require a black dress-coat and what the ungodly call, after levaquin Mr.. He's quiet oxycontin enough now.. And so on this occasion when she closed the book the fierce evista anger was gone.. The same explanation, then, which applies vicodin to the phobia applies also to the dream of anxiety.. Ross was the boy to have drawn courage from the desperation of their case, and made some decent ibuprofen if not glorious ending.. Kamp give me, he explained. zetia. Roomy box-stalls had lexapro been carpeted deep with clean straw, curtained off with gaudy bed-quilts, and converted into cozy sleeping apartments.. The Major could not have influenced the sale of one share of stock in the zithromax Capitoline Company.. And he had dropped into the habit of storing it about him, so that in any pocket carisoprodol into which he plunged his hand he might find a roll of crisp evidence of reality.. will be paxil ready to resist the attacks of blackmail, continued Hotchkiss, retreating along the passage.. He found his youthful client was the daughter of a widow who had tamiflu a small ranch on the cross-roads, near the new Free-Will Baptist church--the evident theatre of this pastoral.. For though he was good-natured, he was very shiftless, and it was, as our national proverb says, like pulling teeth to teach clindamycin him.. The chorus under this arrangement was: I'm glad salvation's free aspirin , I'm glad salvation's free , I'm glad salvation's free for all , I'm glad salvation's free.. Some friends of mine that visit her, said calcium a fourth lady, describe her parties as absolute perfection...

 
At 18 April, 2007, Blogger alex said...

Then he looked around for his hat, discovered it in time, took it into his hands, dilaudid turned it around two or three times, then, bidding good-bye without shaking hands, took himself off.. And I went, during the bright period of his success, to so few of those awful pageants which require a black dress-coat and what the ungodly call, after medrol Mr.. He's quiet lisinopril enough now.. And so on this occasion when she closed the book the fierce keflex anger was gone.. The same explanation, then, which applies propranolol to the phobia applies also to the dream of anxiety.. Ross was the boy to have drawn courage from the desperation of their case, and made some decent zithromax if not glorious ending.. Kamp give me, he explained. amitriptyline. Roomy box-stalls had hydrochlorothiazide been carpeted deep with clean straw, curtained off with gaudy bed-quilts, and converted into cozy sleeping apartments.. The Major could not have influenced the sale of one share of stock in the detrol Capitoline Company.. And he had dropped into the habit of storing it about him, so that in any pocket calcium into which he plunged his hand he might find a roll of crisp evidence of reality.. will be insulin ready to resist the attacks of blackmail, continued Hotchkiss, retreating along the passage.. He found his youthful client was the daughter of a widow who had zyrtec a small ranch on the cross-roads, near the new Free-Will Baptist church--the evident theatre of this pastoral.. For though he was good-natured, he was very shiftless, and it was, as our national proverb says, like pulling teeth to teach meclizine him.. The chorus under this arrangement was: I'm glad salvation's free fioricet , I'm glad salvation's free , I'm glad salvation's free for all , I'm glad salvation's free.. Some friends of mine that visit her, said valium a fourth lady, describe her parties as absolute perfection...

 
At 21 April, 2007, Blogger alex said...

Then he looked around for his hat, discovered it in time, took it into his hands, nexium turned it around two or three times, then, bidding good-bye without shaking hands, took himself off.. And I went, during the bright period of his success, to so few of those awful pageants which require a black dress-coat and what the ungodly call, after cipro Mr.. He's quiet celexa enough now.. And so on this occasion when she closed the book the fierce metoprolol anger was gone.. The same explanation, then, which applies prevacid to the phobia applies also to the dream of anxiety.. Ross was the boy to have drawn courage from the desperation of their case, and made some decent valtrex if not glorious ending.. Kamp give me, he explained. nexium. Roomy box-stalls had diflucan been carpeted deep with clean straw, curtained off with gaudy bed-quilts, and converted into cozy sleeping apartments.. The Major could not have influenced the sale of one share of stock in the bextra Capitoline Company.. And he had dropped into the habit of storing it about him, so that in any pocket lovastatin into which he plunged his hand he might find a roll of crisp evidence of reality.. will be thyroid ready to resist the attacks of blackmail, continued Hotchkiss, retreating along the passage.. He found his youthful client was the daughter of a widow who had celebrex a small ranch on the cross-roads, near the new Free-Will Baptist church--the evident theatre of this pastoral.. For though he was good-natured, he was very shiftless, and it was, as our national proverb says, like pulling teeth to teach byetta him.. The chorus under this arrangement was: I'm glad salvation's free insulin , I'm glad salvation's free , I'm glad salvation's free for all , I'm glad salvation's free.. Some friends of mine that visit her, said celebrex a fourth lady, describe her parties as absolute perfection...

 
At 22 April, 2007, Blogger alex said...

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...

 
At 24 April, 2007, Blogger Drea said...

my friend just had twins at 34 weeks a week ago. they are just fine. hang in there!

 
At 21 May, 2007, Blogger Unknown said...

Ok, that's the coolest picture ever. :-) Drop by when you need someone to commiserate with. Although, you've already got kids and I'm just learning with my one!! :-)

 
At 24 May, 2007, Blogger PistolPete said...

Awesome baby foot picture. I'm not sure about the smile if you're lying thing. I made a web site devoted to my ex girl friend and her new bed post notch called "Liars, Cheaters and Wife Beaters", that's how I ran accross your blog.

http://www.davecaprario.com

PistolPete

 
At 27 June, 2007, Blogger dragonflyfilly said...

looks like something's afoot? -- my gosh, what a great photo!

 

Post a Comment

<< Home