My Grandma's Gonna Set Your Grandma on Fire.
If you still haven't been, then you need to go to see a true member of the RatPack. Frank, Sammy, Deano, and Bingo...and who's that other guy? Oh yeah, Paddy. Yeah, you remember him, right? Go check out his rodents and cakes and cake-eating rodents and some other good stuff. You'll be glad you did and be sure to tell him I sent ya.
Feeling a little silly lately and starting thinking about things like my grandmas. They're both gone, but I started to wonder what they've been up to. I wonder if they still have conversations somewhere on the "other side" similar to what we'd overhear when the whole family would get together on the holidays. They'd be chatting away saying things like:
Baubie (Jewish grandmother) : So Ann, you still smoking?
Gramma (Catholic grandmother) : (nothing said, just a roll of the eyes)
Baubie : (shifts positions and appears to be irritated)
Gramma : (takes a long drag and lets the smoke crawl out her nostrils)
Baubie : That Kristen is such a tramp.
Gramma : (throws a limp hand in the air out of disgust) Don't get me started.
Baubie : Who the hell does she think she is? Eugene's about to find out about her and her little boyfriend if she's not careful.
Gramma : Oh and he's a bad one, that guy.
At this point we'd all look over, intrigued by the conversation. Who are they talking about?
Ineveitably we'd finally realize they've been gossipping about The Young & The Restless. And we'd smile knowing that their love of soaps was the only they had in common.